I have a coworker who is arrogant, lacks any social skills and consistently pisses off people around him in 5 minutes or less.

Arrogant and Ignorant: The guy talks down to everyone, thinks his few years of experience makes him a freaking genius. A lack of grammar and zero ability to spell correctly adds to his ignorance quota.

No Social Skills: He was raised under a rock. Brings up religion, makes sexist remarks and has no clue he’s being offensive.

Pisses People off: Mr. Coworker is about 15 minutes above being the intern, but spews demands like a Chief Executive. Unsuccessfully mimics the big boss in dress and style and comes across like a douche.

NEVER have food or drink around this flaming idiot because he’ll get within inches of your meal, begging like a 18 month old.

NEVER allow this bumbling fool to join you at happy hour, although given the chance he will invite himself. El Cheapo will drink and eat then claim poverty and never pay his way.

At some point this kid mistook his colleagues for mommy!

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